The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows are in a league of their own – not only because of their unnaturally gorgeous models, but also because of the quality of the actual show. Over the years they’ve turned the show into more than just a parade of lingerie, always hiring the most on point musicians of the time and pairing them with spectacular backdrops.
This year – the performers were: Hozier, Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran, and Taylor Swift. Ariana did a mashup of her most recent hits, Ed Sheeran sang one of the most romantic songs of recent times (while looking slightly overwhelmed), Hozier ironically sang his song about worshipping at someone’s shrine – when all i want to do is devote my waking hours to the VS Angels! And finally, Taylor Swift came on twice (both times wearing VS lingerie) and was obviously perfect in every possible way. She didn’t look out of place on the ramp at all – she could definitely pull off being a VS model any day of the week.
In case you’re just as starved of coverage of the show here in SA like i am, let me save you the time of scouring the internet for footage. Below, you’ll find all of the best bits about the show and from the show. I hope you enjoy it as much as i did.
DISCLAIMER: i do not take any responsibility for feelings of inadequacy experienced after watching the following clips.
HOZIER – Take Me To Church
ED SHEERAN – Thinking Out Loud
Amateur dad dance crew, The Christmas Jumpers, get down to a remix of Dance Of the Sugar Plum Fairy… and i have never EVER seen old dudes get down like this is my life before. Amazing.
Watch this timelapse video of a model sitting through hair & makeup spanning the past 100 years. It must have taken them ages, but the results are pretty cool. It’s amazing how drastically someone’s look can change just from a different makeup style. The 80’s and 90’s were a dark time in terms of beauty i think – blue eyeshadow. No, just no.
I like the 1940’s makeup the most, and 2010’s hair… how about you?
Just in time for the festive season! These beauties will both impress and delight your guests. You can fill ‘em with something non-boozy like white chocolate mousse, but i think a shot of Amarula would be amazing!
These look super easy to make, and all you need is: heat, marshmallows, a fork, plus the filling of your choice.
The lady in the video toasts the marshmallows over her oven spiral thingys, but you can use a toaster too! Just rotate the marshmallows above your toaster once it’s been pushed down – the elements inside are hot enough to toast them. Just obviously DO NOT put the marshmallow inside of the toaster! Also: please don’t use a candle, there are some theories that it’s carcinogenic.
And if that’s not enough for you… here is a recipe for a baked Chocolate Chip Cookie shot:
And finally, a Vanilla/Sprinkles/Rainbow version:
As the title suggests – i spend way too much time on the internet… and i’m picking up on a growing (and rather disturbing) trend. Something that was once spoken about in hushed tones and videos found in the darkest recesses of the internet is now leaking its way out into the open and into the mainstream. I’m talking about a fetish that i will never be able to understand: pimple/zit popping videos.
On the sites i regularly visit references are being made to these videos, and gifs are popping up all over the place. There are some Youtube accounts with millions of views on videos of extreme zit popping. By “extreme”, i mean that these zits produce a ridiculous amount of pus… some of them ooze slowly, others “snake” out of pores, and the worst – the ones that shoot out of the skin like a clown from a cannon. These zits get popped in such a “dis/pleasing” manner that this particular fetish is gaining some serious momentum.
If you’re wondering where to start, how about i introduce you to the dirty underbelly of Youtube zit popping clips with this next video. It’s one of the oldest you’ll find and has an absolute staggering amount of views. The story is that this zit is around 20yrs old! While on holiday the zit grew and became inflamed to such an extent, that the man on whose neck this evil resided asked his wife to help him relieve the pressure. This is what they filmed coming out of the spot. They had to “drain” this zit at least once a day for about 2 weeks until it was finally empty. Apparently the guy has fully recovered and the spot is almost invisible now… the video was filmed quite a number of years ago.
DO NOT CLICK PLAY IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE STOMACH! I wasn’t able to get through ANY of this video. I saw a very short gif and proceeded to vomit in my mouth. I can safely say that this is NOT my fetish and i will definitely judge whoever likes this kind of shit. I’m sorry, i feel like i’m quite an open minded person, but this is so far out of my frame of reference and i think it might actually be a phobia of mine too. So yeah… be warned.
The worldwide phenomenon of The Hunger Games continues to set the world on fire with The Hunger Games – Mockingjay Part 1. This movie finds Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) in District 13 after she literally shatters the games forever. Under the leadership of President Coin (Julianne Moore) and the advice of her trusted friends, Katniss fights to save Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) and a nation moved by her courage.
The movies so far, and still to come:
The Hunger Games – Released March 23, 2012
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire – Released November 22, 2013
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 – In theaters November 21, 2014
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 – Coming November 2015
So apparently Japanese people are aware of most English swear words from movies/tv series/the internet, etc. However, they aren’t quite sure of where they fit into everyday speech. This man attempted to teach Japanese people how and where to use which swear words. Hilarity ensues:
By now, whether you follow me on Twitter/Instagram or you just read my blog, you’ll know that just over a year ago i made the move to Johannesburg from Cape Town. Having lived in Cape Town my entire life, i knew that place better than the back of my hand! I had my regular drinking spots, and chill spots, and party spots… i had friends at every spot too.
Moving to a new city means you have to start from scratch. I must say, i’m a stubborn thing, so I still haven’t really found the right “spots” in this town. I’m hoping that Smirnoff can help me change that with their new website: ExploreTheNight.com.
My job essentially revolves around music, so I spend a crazy amount of time listening to music and watching music videos. I’ve been playing this particular track on my show for a few months already, and when the music video launched, i was pretty keen to see what she would do. Sia has been doing her music thing for quite a while, she’s written hits for loads of our current pop princesses, and she is juuuuuust starting to gain commercial appeal herself. She’s an unusual human, quirky and performance-shy. So it didn’t really strike me as odd when i saw that she wasn’t actually starring in her new music video herself.
Little did i know, that after watching this music video, i would be sucked into a world that i don’t think i’ll ever escape from. The little star in the music video is Maddie Ziegler, who is a brilliant dancer. As soon as i watched her perform with such maturity and emotion, i was obsessed. It didn’t take long to find out that Sia actually asked her because Sia herself is addicted to Maddie’s reality show (Dance Moms), much like i am now.
If you watch this video and are not moved by her performance, you are dead inside:
Sia and Maddie then performed the song live on Ellen, and it is just too good. Sia doesn’t perform facing the crowd, which adds to the creepy mental asylum feel:
A study by an amateur porn site Homegrown Video seems to suggest that certain starsigns are more likely to get their kit off and share it with the world.
“Statistics collected by Homegrown Video over a six-month period found people with the astrological sign of Sagittarius, or those born from November 22 to December 21, are most likely to produce and submit a sex tape for public consumption than those of other astrological signs,” the company’s press release says.
According to Homegrown Video’s data, which was collected between Sept. 1, 2013 and Feb. 1, 2014, Sagittarians make up 12.53 percent of the people who submitted amateur videos to their site. Geminis came in second, at 11.57 percent, followed by Libras, at 10.36 percent. Hardly any Capricorns were into filming themselves — they only made up 3.86 percent of submissions.
“We’re surprised to find those born under certain astrological symbols were more likely to submit sex tapes than other people under other zodiac signs,” Homegrown Video owner Farrell Timlake said in the release. “We’re not advocating belief in astrology, nor encouraging any other such belief, but it is interesting to see certain people are more likely than others to record themselves having sex for others to see.”
Just in case you were wondering what is said to be typical Sagittarius behaviour:
“Sagittarians are truth-seekers, and the best way for them to do this is to hit the road, talk to others and get some answers. Knowledge is key to these folks, since it fuels their broad-minded approach to life (and sex). The Sagittarian-born are keenly interested in philosophy and religion, and they find that these disciplines aid their internal quest (to have sex on camera). At the end of the day, what Sagittarius wants most is to know the meaning of life, and to accomplish this while feeling free and easy (while doing it).” – astrology.com